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4 - 7 - 2010, 05:47 PM
اللهم استرني فوق الأرض وتحت الأرض ويوم العرض
لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين
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بخيل طاح من السطح وهو طايح
شاف زوجته في المطبخ قالها لاتسوين العشا
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وحدة تقول لزوجها اطرد السائق بغى يذبحنى مرتين
رد عليها : خل نعطيه بعد فرصة
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أبو 44 تزوج جرادة وثاني يوم طلبت الطلاق ليش؟؟
قالها همزي رجولي
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أهبل فتحوا محطة بانزين عند بيتهم
قال: أشوه يعني بنروح نعبي بانزين مشي
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محشش يقول لزميله:
عيني من أمس حمرا وما أقدر امشي
قال إذا صارت خضرا امش
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محشش طلع من البقالة يضحك قالوا اشفيك تضحك؟
قال: حاسبتهم وما شريت
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أهبل يشتغل تاكسي بالصين كل ما
أشر له واحد قاله يا ولد توني موصلك
لانهم يتشابهون
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واحد يصيد طيور ؟ سالوه ليش لابس بجامه ؟
قال علشان الطيور تحسبني نايم
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واحد إذا جاء الليل راح للبر يتمشى ليش ؟
واحد لاعب عليه وقايل له أنت ذيب
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محشش دخل رأسه بقفص الأسد
قاله الحارس وخر راسك قال ياخي ماني ماكله
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شرطي غبي مسك واحد يفحط غرمه 300
قال مامعي إلا500 قاله رح فحط ب200 وأرجع
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محشش طاح في حفره حاول يطلع ثلاث مرات
قال: هذي آخر مرة إذا ماطلعت بأمشي
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ملقوف قالوا له نعطيك نص مليون بس ما تتليقف،
قال طيب النص الثاني حق منو؟
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بخيل سوا مرق لحم حق ربعه قالوا: بس ما في لحم
رد: يعني شاي الوزة فيه وزة
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أغبياء فتحوا محل ملابس عند مانجو سموه بردغانو
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غبي فحص نظره وطلع6/6
قال:والله الدكتور لخبطني وإلا كان جبت أكثر
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محشش اتصل بالخطوط الجويه يحجز
قاله الموظف ذهاب وإياب
قال لا خروج المغلوب
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واحد مطرود من الامتحان ليش ؟
مبرشم جدول الضرب خلف الآله الحاسبه
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نذل يصب لأخوه قهوه
قاله أخوه: وش آخر أخبار النذاله
قاله: نص الدله ديتول
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محشش جالس بالمقهى قال للجرسون:
هات لي واحد قهوه وسط وأثنين هجوم
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خواف سمع صفارة إنذارانحاش قالوا له ياأخي يجربونها
قال وانا بعد اجرب النحشه
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محشش سأل سكران هالشارع وين يروح
قاله من عرفته ما تحرك من مكانه
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غبي كل ما غسل شعره بشامبو حط معاه دوده ليش؟
مكتوب ضعه لثواني معدودة
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اثنين سكارا انقلبوا بالسياره
واحد قال أظن انقلبنا
رد الثاني بدينا نوسوس
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عجوزتين يبون يتزوجون حطوا
اعلان تزوج واحده واحصل على الثانيه مجانا
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الولد: يبا أبى اكمل دراستي برا
الأب: قل لأمك تفرش لك بالحوش
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لا اله الا انت سبحانك اني كنت من الظالمين
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بخيل طاح من السطح وهو طايح
شاف زوجته في المطبخ قالها لاتسوين العشا
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وحدة تقول لزوجها اطرد السائق بغى يذبحنى مرتين
رد عليها : خل نعطيه بعد فرصة
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أبو 44 تزوج جرادة وثاني يوم طلبت الطلاق ليش؟؟
قالها همزي رجولي
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أهبل فتحوا محطة بانزين عند بيتهم
قال: أشوه يعني بنروح نعبي بانزين مشي
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محشش يقول لزميله:
عيني من أمس حمرا وما أقدر امشي
قال إذا صارت خضرا امش
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محشش طلع من البقالة يضحك قالوا اشفيك تضحك؟
قال: حاسبتهم وما شريت
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أهبل يشتغل تاكسي بالصين كل ما
أشر له واحد قاله يا ولد توني موصلك
لانهم يتشابهون
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واحد يصيد طيور ؟ سالوه ليش لابس بجامه ؟
قال علشان الطيور تحسبني نايم
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واحد إذا جاء الليل راح للبر يتمشى ليش ؟
واحد لاعب عليه وقايل له أنت ذيب
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محشش دخل رأسه بقفص الأسد
قاله الحارس وخر راسك قال ياخي ماني ماكله
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شرطي غبي مسك واحد يفحط غرمه 300
قال مامعي إلا500 قاله رح فحط ب200 وأرجع
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محشش طاح في حفره حاول يطلع ثلاث مرات
قال: هذي آخر مرة إذا ماطلعت بأمشي
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ملقوف قالوا له نعطيك نص مليون بس ما تتليقف،
قال طيب النص الثاني حق منو؟
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بخيل سوا مرق لحم حق ربعه قالوا: بس ما في لحم
رد: يعني شاي الوزة فيه وزة
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أغبياء فتحوا محل ملابس عند مانجو سموه بردغانو
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غبي فحص نظره وطلع6/6
قال:والله الدكتور لخبطني وإلا كان جبت أكثر
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محشش اتصل بالخطوط الجويه يحجز
قاله الموظف ذهاب وإياب
قال لا خروج المغلوب
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واحد مطرود من الامتحان ليش ؟
مبرشم جدول الضرب خلف الآله الحاسبه
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نذل يصب لأخوه قهوه
قاله أخوه: وش آخر أخبار النذاله
قاله: نص الدله ديتول
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محشش جالس بالمقهى قال للجرسون:
هات لي واحد قهوه وسط وأثنين هجوم
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خواف سمع صفارة إنذارانحاش قالوا له ياأخي يجربونها
قال وانا بعد اجرب النحشه
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محشش سأل سكران هالشارع وين يروح
قاله من عرفته ما تحرك من مكانه
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غبي كل ما غسل شعره بشامبو حط معاه دوده ليش؟
مكتوب ضعه لثواني معدودة
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اثنين سكارا انقلبوا بالسياره
واحد قال أظن انقلبنا
رد الثاني بدينا نوسوس
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