كشتي سر سعادتي
7 - 7 - 2009, 03:34 PM
مرة صحفي سأل مدير مصح المجانين ، كيف تميز بين العاقل والمجنون
ردعليه : بسيطة نحضر بانيو مملوء ماء ونحط جدامة كوب ، ملعقة ، وسطل
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كوب فارغ ملعقة عادية سطل عادي
ونخلي المريض يفرغ البانيو (وانتو شوتختارون)
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وإذا سطل أنت مجنون
العاقل بيسحب سداد البانيو
مبروك حجزنا لك غرفة
http://jokes.maktoob.com/JokesImages/Jokes/46138/Feature.jpg
ردعليه : بسيطة نحضر بانيو مملوء ماء ونحط جدامة كوب ، ملعقة ، وسطل
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:KI8QSjOWHzIVYM:http://journeyamerica.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/glass_half_full.jpg (http://images.google.ae/imgres?imgurl=http://journeyamerica.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/glass_half_full.jpg&imgrefurl=http://mojil.net/site/%3Fp%3D4250%26cpage%3D1&usg=__-gTRPi8VtU164FX1atOaEUG0tG8=&h=425&w=350&sz=9&hl=ar&start=60&tbnid=KI8QSjOWHzIVYM:&tbnh=126&tbnw=104&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%25D9%2583%25D9%2588%25D8%25A8%2B%2B%25D9%2581% 25D8%25A7%25D8%25B1%25D8%25BA%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Da r%26sa%3DN%26start%3D40) http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:C_Lv9-bvVFRXvM:http://74.220.207.124/~jidhafsc/jidorg/vb/image.php%3Fu%3D8859%26dateline%3D1211115138 (http://images.google.ae/imgres?imgurl=http://74.220.207.124/~jidhafsc/jidorg/vb/image.php%3Fu%3D8859%26dateline%3D1211115138&imgrefurl=http://74.220.207.124/~jidhafsc/jidorg/vb/showthread.php%3Ft%3D61202&usg=__HRPZ8M1iWstR-aq2k90yUqkPWcs=&h=98&w=150&sz=2&hl=ar&start=9&tbnid=C_Lv9-bvVFRXvM:&tbnh=63&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%25D8%25AE%25D8%25A7%25D8%25B4%25D9%2588%25D9%2 582%25D8%25A9%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Dar)http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:2_miwQbgEzxt5M:http://bbo-sa.com/big_images/20.jpg (http://images.google.ae/imgres?imgurl=http://bbo-sa.com/big_images/20.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.alguryatnews.com/articles.php%3Faction%3Dshow%26id%3D9&usg=__I3Jy0RmNdcd2xMh1taApPYTr1qk=&h=275&w=400&sz=12&hl=ar&start=2&tbnid=2_miwQbgEzxt5M:&tbnh=85&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%25D8%25B3%25D8%25B7%25D9%2584%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3 Dar)
كوب فارغ ملعقة عادية سطل عادي
ونخلي المريض يفرغ البانيو (وانتو شوتختارون)
^
^
^
^
^
وإذا سطل أنت مجنون
العاقل بيسحب سداد البانيو
مبروك حجزنا لك غرفة
http://jokes.maktoob.com/JokesImages/Jokes/46138/Feature.jpg