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9 - 11 - 2009, 11:32 PM
نكت اتووووت من الضحك
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لا تدقون الجرس ..أنا أبطل الباب كل 5 دقايق
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حلف على الدكتور
الا ياخذ واحد منهم
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وحده راحت تخطب لولدها
سالتها أم العروس: يدخن؟
قالت : لا بس إذا كان سكران
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بدوية أشترت لها عطر رجالي
سأله أبوها: ليش مشرية عطر رجالي
قالت له: حرمتونا منهم وتبون تحرمونا من ريحتهم بعد
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ولما نزل ما لقاهم ليش؟!
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المحشش راح واتصل على 999
وقال لهم: حبيت أقول لكم انكم صرتوا
998
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مدرس يسال التلميذ ليش جاي متاخر ؟؟؟
قال : ابوي يطق اخوي!!!
قاله وانت اشعليك ؟؟
قال يطقه بنعالي!!!
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محشش سألوه شنو اقدم حيوان
قال حمار الوحش
سألوه ليش؟
قال لانه ابيض واسود
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محشش يودوه الشرطة قالوا له اركب معانا
قال لهم مشكورين البيت جريب
مره في واحد أخذ الدوا قبل موعده ليش ؟؟
عشان يفاجئ الجراثيم
مدرس سأل طالب عجمي: شنو جوز الهند بالانجليزي؟
رد عليه: كوكو نت..
قالهالمدرس شاطر ، حطها في جملة مفيدة،
رد عليه:
كوكو نت من دريشه!!!
سال المدرس تلميذ:
السروال مفرد ام مثنى؟
التلميذ:مفرد من فوق ومثنى من تحت
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في واحد بخيل مات ابووه
قالووله ادفع للمغيسل 20 دينار
قال: اشدعوه الحبيب مغسل لكسز
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هااااااااا شو راااااااااايكم
يضحك
خخخخ
ربي يحفظكم
اضحك ترا الدنيا حلوة
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بخيل كتب على باب بيته عبارة
لا تدقون الجرس ..أنا أبطل الباب كل 5 دقايق
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بدوي مرته يابت توأم
حلف على الدكتور
الا ياخذ واحد منهم
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وحده راحت تخطب لولدها
سالتها أم العروس: يدخن؟
قالت : لا بس إذا كان سكران
بنغالي سووه كراج مانجح ليييش؟
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بدوية أشترت لها عطر رجالي
سأله أبوها: ليش مشرية عطر رجالي
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قاله وانت اشعليك ؟؟
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سألوه ليش؟
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قال لهم مشكورين البيت جريب
مره في واحد أخذ الدوا قبل موعده ليش ؟؟
عشان يفاجئ الجراثيم
مدرس سأل طالب عجمي: شنو جوز الهند بالانجليزي؟
رد عليه: كوكو نت..
قالهالمدرس شاطر ، حطها في جملة مفيدة،
رد عليه:
كوكو نت من دريشه!!!
سال المدرس تلميذ:
السروال مفرد ام مثنى؟
التلميذ:مفرد من فوق ومثنى من تحت
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